the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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