But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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