I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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