Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
