why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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