Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
you traded sex for a burrito?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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