i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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