My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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