I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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