Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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