so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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