i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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