And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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