i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
sarcasm needs its own font
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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