Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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