also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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