Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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