hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You made out with two different species that night
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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