wanna go halves on a baby?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Shame is for Republicans.
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