so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
