If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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