Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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