I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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