weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
should my penis look like a turkey
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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