i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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