You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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