i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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