sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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