she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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