dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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