i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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