does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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