Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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