Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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