Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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