I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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