I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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