did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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