ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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