belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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