So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
My ass is underappreciated
Randomize
