shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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