I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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