then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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