Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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