At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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