She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Randomize
