THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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