bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
did i walk over a car last night?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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