It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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