Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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