okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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