You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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